What do women really want?

I always hear women say they want a man that will treat them good, but they keep dating the six pack ab, rich, handsome, sports car driving, tan, bleached toothed jerks who they know will treat them like garbage. They know us ugly guys are the only ones who will treat them right, but they keep ignoring us. It's goes the same for men too. They say they want a girl with a good personality, but they keep dating the dumb shallow blondes. But I'm talking about women. So why can't you just give us ugly dudes a chance. We will never cheat on you, hit you, or ignore you. But we will actually listen to you, cherish you, be loyal forever, never forget your birthday or our anniversary, and tell you we love you everyday. So what do women want?